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Saya quote satu cerita ya

This guy pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room, where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline, all in the comfort of his own home. When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to give his bike a quick start and make sure everything was still OK. Unfortunately, the bike started in gear, and crashed through the glass patio door with him still clinging to the handlebars.

His wife had been working in the kitchen. She came running at the fearful sound, and found
him crumpled on the patio, badly cut from the shards of broken glass. She called 911, and
the paramedics carried the unfortunate man to the Emergency Room.

Later that afternoon, after many stitches had pulled her husband back together, the wife
brought him home and put him to bed. She cleaned up the mess in the living room, and dumped the bowl of gasoline in the toilet.

Shortly thereafter, her husband woke up, lit a cigarette, and went into the bathroom for a
much-needed relief break. He sat down and tossed the cigarette into the toilet, which
promptly exploded because the wife had not flushed the gasoline away. The explosion blew the man through the bathroom door.

The wife heard a loud explosion and the terrible sound of her husband’s screams. She ran
into the hall and found her husband lying on the floor with his trousers blown away and
burns on his buttocks. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

The same two paramedics were dispatched to the scene. They loaded the husband on the
stretcher and began carrying him to the street. One of them asked the wife how the injury
had occurred. When she told them, they began laughing so hard that they dropped the
stretcher, and broke the guy’s collarbone.

Hahaha quite amusing isn’t it?